The Man With Two Gaffers![]() |
The Man with Two Gaffers (2006). A version of Carlo Goldoni's comedy Il servitore di due padroni ( A Servant to Two Masters)
Here Dodge grumbles about his first boss, immediately before being taken on by a second. ‘Stuff this for a mell-feast. I've served some gaffers in my time – hard, bent, angry, bullying, loopier than ten bats in a bell-tower. But at least they paid me. Not this beggar: he's tighter than a market-wench selling goosegogs. ‘I've no money on me,' he tells me, ‘You'll be paid when we get to Skipton.' Well, here we are and I've still no shillings in my purse. And cos, I'm skint I've not ate owt either. I'm so famished I could gnaw my fingers off and fry ‘em in a skillet of lard.' images Northern BroadsidesExternal Links:
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